Chick-Fil-A Recommends Eating 3 Packs Of Nuggets A day Because MERICA’


Chick-Fil-A is stepping up it’s social crusade by handing out tips for healthier living. Besides trying to save cows from becoming hamburgers, impressionable teens from becoming gay, and replacing the words you’re welcome with “My Pleasure,” they’ve taken to a higher cause – Making sure their customers live longer and keep driving same store sales by eating one 8 pack of grilled nuggets every 3 to 4 hours.

Our pro-tip for eating healthy, don’t go to Chick-Fil-A and grill your own chicken at home!